Prepare the Pigtail — Rinse, desalt, and season: Rinse pigtail thoroughly under cold water. Optionally soak to reduce salt. Place in a large pot with water and boil 15–20 minutes. Drain, rinse again, then season with all-purpose seasoning and optional green seasoning.
Prepare the Beans — Sort, rinse, and soak: Sort and rinse red kidney beans, removing any debris. Place in a bowl with 6 cloves garlic and enough water to cover (about 6 cups). Soak overnight. Drain and rinse before cooking.
Start the Stew — Combine beans, pigtail, and water: Add soaked beans, seasoned pigtail, 12 cups water, and 1 tablespoon allspice berries to a large heavy-bottomed pot. Bring to a boil over high heat.
Simmer Until Tender — Cook low and slow: Reduce heat to medium-low and partially cover the pot. Skim foam as needed. Simmer 60–75 minutes until beans and pigtail are tender.
Add Coconut & Fresh Seasonings — Build flavor: Stir in coconut milk, scallions, thyme, hot pepper, and pimento pepper. Simmer an additional 30 minutes to thicken and develop flavor.
Make the Spinners — Mix, roll, and shape: Combine flour and salt in a bowl. Add water gradually and knead to form a firm dough. Pinch small pieces and roll between palms to form slender spinners.
Cook the Spinners — Drop and simmer: Drop the spinners into the bubbling stew. Make sure there’s enough liquid for them to cook freely — add a little more water if needed. Cook for 10–15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Final Seasoning — Taste and adjust: Taste and adjust salt and black pepper as needed. The stew should be thick, rich, and creamy, with tender beans and soft, flavorful pigtail.